Last night I walked into the driveway of my apartment in Los Angeles to see this giant mouse sitting on a brick fence. He was the size of a cat and he was just sitting there looking at me. His tail was thick and long. He didn't move at all. I thought maybe he had come to tell me something very important. I wasn't sure what to do. I had never seen such a giant mouse. Was he a kind of monster mouse? What had he been eating?
I had a mix of feelings. He was quite handsome and I wanted to pet him, but I was also very afraid that he might have come to take over the human world and turn it into a kind of monster mouse paradise.
I called the police and firetrucks but none of them came. I thought maybe I was just imagining the monster mouse, or hallucinating. Maybe someone had put a kind of special drug in the Sea Chicken Onigiri that I had eaten for dinner.
I videotaped him to make sure it was reality. When I woke up this morning, I checked the video to see if I had just had a dream.
HE IS REAL.
HE IS MONSTER MOUSE.
I WILL NAME HIM JACOB.