Giant Prehistoric Shark Will Eat You Alive



Yesterday, I visited the City of San Diego where I met this Giant Shark Hanging up from the ceiling of the museum of Natural History in Balboa Park. His name is Jacob the Megaladon and he lived millions of years ago. He is the Great,Great,Great,Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,GreatGreat,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great, Great,Great,Great,
Grandfather of today's Great White Shark.

He can be 40-70 feet long.

The next morning I surfed at Trails in San Onofre, where great white sharks are seen sometimes. I kept thinking of Jacob swimming below me. His mouth is so wide that he can swallow up a Ken Tanaka without chewing. If that happened I would just live inside of his throat and eat fresh sashimi everyday. I would use his tongue as a blanket.


I like to think about going back in time. When a time machine is invented, I will go back to the dinosaur time and meet all the dinosaurs and name them. I will pet the plant eaters up close, and I will pet the meat eaters from far away using a long stick with something soft on the end like a sock or a pussy willow.

The ocean from millions of years ago has lots of waves that are only surfed by dolphins and other mystery extinct surf animals. When I go back in time I will be tempted to surf or swim in the ocean. But Megalodon and all kind of mystery Tanaka eaters that science has never met might be swimming out there. If you woke up in the dinosaur time, and you found a cave to live in, and the ocean was right near by...would you swim in it?
Please let me know. And if you are from the future and have any advice for me on my time machine trip to dinosaur time, please comment to me.