Batman's Facebook Lament

This is the newest part of the Batman the Heartbreak series which follows Batman through a difficult break up.

Batman keeps calling me at all hours of the night to talk about his break up. I love Batman and I want to be a good friend to him, but this has been going on for years, and I feel like I've done everything I can for him. Listening to Batman talk about his relationship troubles can be really frustrating. It's so clear that he keeps repeating the same pattern over and over again, but he just doesn't see it....and when you try to point it out he gets really defensive. Batman, if you're reading this (and I know that you follow my blog) please limit your calls and texts to me to once or twice a day during normal business hours, and when I answer the phone, ask me if it's a good time to talk before you start yapping non-stop for 20 minutes. I love you , Batman, but we need to establish some boundaries right now before this really starts to effect our friendship.